I cannot be sure at this point... but I feel better. I told Kim, "I feel like I was oiled (I mean inside)." It's subtle. Today, I had my spine and neck x-rayed. This is part of the evaluation. They really haven't even got started.
Okay! But! What I really liked was the way you went to different stations and different people did different things. It was fun. It's like I want them to crack my neck or something. I don't care. If nothing else, if they make a mistake on me, they'll learn not to do that anymore. The massage was ridiculously good. I felt a bit like I was getting away with something to get such care. It was so much different from the cow farm doctors who prescribe medicine and are jittering to get to their next cow. These people *work* on you... and it's cool. They spent 2 hours on me.
My coworker, whose wife is the main doctor, was there and made a joke too while I was on this machine that was electrocuting me... He said, "Wanna turn it up???"
The funniest part was when Dr. X (get name later) was hanging on me trying to see if I could hold my arms up and stuff... It was like Kaley trying to arm wrestle me. Once she had me hold my hands flat then she held back on my hands with hers and told me to try and close my hands... She was all braced back... and I crunched her fingers... and her fingers popped... and she let out a hoot, "Oh! That's enough!"... and then said, "I think I just got adjusted!" She then got behind me and tried to squash my head! But it didn't hurt.
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