Global Warming

C₆H₁₂O_{6 ->} 2C₂H₅OH ₊ 2CO₂

Note: Carbon, Hydrogens and Oxygens balance

Fact:
C₆H₁₂O6 = Sugar
C₂H₅OH = Alcohol
CO₂ = CARBON DIOXIDE

Conclusion:
Making beer produces alcohol and carbon dioxide

FACT!
Carbon dioxide causes global warming

CONNECTION!
Beer is a significant cause, if not THE cause, of global warming

SOLUTION!
Government needs to add oxygenators to each beer can to offset CO2 production. Opening can will trigger oxygen release. Doing this per can will ensure equal distribution of oxygen over the general public.

GET INVOLVED!
Write your senator!

CONCERNED NOW!
If you are concerned and cannot wait for oxygenator technology, conscientious beer drinkers can take certain steps. While one drinks, one should exhale slowly, inhale deeply.

Pregnant or nursing mothers should not drink alcohol, but if doing so, consult with a physician before trying the modified breathing techniques suggested in this article. The Vetter Family is not a licensed family care group. If you have high or low blood pressure one may need to reverse the inhale/exhale levels accordingly. Oxygenator is not intended to be confused with any similar commercial products. Oxygenator should be used only as directed when direction is given AS Oxygenator has NOT been developed or tested by animals or chimps. Oxygen is known to be flammable. While smoking, can and cigarette should be held at least 18 inches apart. In case of a fire, find your nearest exit, then exit. Do not shake Oxygenator prior to use. Certain restrictions apply.