ZG

Now that I know my strength is in "ideation", I have a wonderful idea.  How about somebody come up with a ZG cellphone network!  No matter what 4G or 5G the competition is on, you are on the ZG network.  We'll call it Ziggie... and have David Bowie do the commercials... the icon will be stardust.  Yeah, it's satellite too... and and and we'll have Bowie sing Major Tom as the satellite... and yeah... ground control to Major Tom.  Actually, it's combined satellite and cell tower... optimize that puppy.

See.  I don't even own a cellphone.  I like to imagine holding a Ziggie looking up as Orion's nebula dances over my head.

“This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
am I sitting in my tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do