October 24, 2011

Baseball Is Stressful

The Ranger's fans look like they belong on Monk
I get it, but wish it wasn't so
face-plant-in-the-hands stressful.
Every up is do or DIE.
Every swing is life or DEATH.
Gonna have a heart attack
watching the whirled peas series.
I just asked Kim,
"What quarter are we in???"
Earlier, Kaley asked,
"When is half time?"
I said,
"It's 9... they don't have four and a half"
But then that lady came out and sang
the anti-Spangled-Banner song...
lol
But I don't care!
We got another guy out while Pujoles
Was swinging!

3-2 Texas Rangers

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