September 2, 2007

Change Of Pace

And I want wood flooring... chair rails... matching chairs... chairs that match the chair rails... coasters for drinks... polished leather shoes... wrinkle-free slacks... little up-to-date square-like thin-rimmed glasses... all the Starbuck's sponsored music CDs... green tea...

I want to de-tox. I want to believe in detoxification...

I want to learn to golf... and learn the most efficient stroke... I want to talk Titanium.

My next birthday... I want a Tobasco tie.

I want Power Point... and I want to make a presentation with org charts...

I want to build a Gannt Chart. I want to learn how to spell Gannt.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Momentary lapse of reason. You really don't want all of that. You are just being reactionary.

Keith said...

Yeah. Maybe it is time I quit being a reactionary.

Anonymous said...

That's all way over rated...I like the old and out dated...How bout fried bologna sandwiches, overalls, indoor/outdoor carpet, 45's with clicks and pops and no more stinkin' Power Point. And golf...it's just a lazy, business man's way of telling himself he's "working out". Don't do it.

Keith said...

How about brown-orange-yellow plaid pants... and a lime green shirt... and white-black big leather shoes... Lucky Strikes folded in shirt sleeve... and a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I feel like I'm letting America down by working on Labor day...

Long live the Impressions!

Keith said...

Yes. That was Temporary Insanity (TI --- pronounced: tih... like tickle my left eyeball).