May 25, 2008

Fish Fry

1111Bart is frying up some fish as I write this. He looks pro. Caught his own fish too.

I am not manly. I only know how to buy Doritos. I should learn how to gather my own food. I should become a real man.

I drank Turpenol on accident. I get frustrated over math problems.

When it comes down to it, I don't know how to feed myself.

Who gives a rats a$ if you don't know Blue Tooth? I can't eat Blue Tooth. Who cares about anything? What about the seasons? What about eating your own catch?

Come on (say it like Rage Against The Machine).
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keith,

Doritos are wonderful...God's wonderful gift, not unlike Bourbon.

-Robert

Keith said...

That is somewhere up there with Flaming Hot Cheetos, in-the-shell peanuts, ice cold beer and Hank Williams Jr.

Anonymous said...

Somehow I didn't figure you for a Hank Williams Jr fan Keith! :o)

Carol M.