My Space and Facebook

They make me feel so small, so friendless, so lacking in social skills, so out of the loop...

Real life seems so different than the bzzzt bzzzt bzzzzt.

If myspace is right, there is a sick twisted gothic underground in every house and nobody works because they are busy jamming piercings all over their body. What angle can I throw my head back and what level of overexposer should I give to my skin while darkening my red lips???

Facebook is bubbly and fun and everybody is happy! Happy! HAPPY!!! LOL! :D

I only have three blogs that I watch: Larry, Frankie and Penny. When you guys post, I read them...

My internet is: Larry, Frankie, Penny, work e-mail, research, banking, consumer reports...

I just found out tonight that Kim has this alternate universe of "friends", "ex-students"... I mean she's miss popular! Dang Facebook.

Well.. bzzzzt bzzzzt... Listen... I was bzzzt...should show the latest version of this painting... but bzzzzt... would it be just another bzzzzt bzzzzt....

I like Winston and the garage... what's up with the car being parked 2 feet from the curb???? No THAT is life. What time did the garage door close? Is the rental still not in?

What does Larry's Curt Cobain tree look like? Mine's huge! How's the traffic today? Snap the popper???

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