July 3, 2011

Family Blood Pressure Check

My bottom number is like the year Curt Cobain said NO to hair bands
Kovi's is like --- it's squishing my arm
Kaley's is like --- 103 over 69, is that like OK?
Kim's is like --- No joke --- 99 over 72

That makes me so mad
I'm gonna shoot something!!!

Why don't YOU go to work!!!
Ya Idgit!

Kaley, get that dog outta here
Dang it!
Get me some drugs!
See!
I told you!
Where's the beer?

I've got this infernal machine
Sitting here
Every second
Telling me

You're gay
You're gonna die
You need life insurance
Keep working
You're an idiot

Thanks!!!

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