Charlie Sheen

I went fishing again yesterday
I brought drawing supplies
Used a pen

I got an email from youtube
Charlie Sheen was featured

I actually don't find him
Too far out
Just a ways over

You just have to exchange
Warlock for Angry Man
And a few more translations

He makes me want to
Take a backseat and rest

The poor guy has an audience
Me included

What may keep me sane is
The fact that the Vetter Family Blog
Is under 10,000 views including search engines
For the past four years
That's uncommonly unpopular!

It takes Tiger blood
To keep blogging
And working
And painting
And trying
While under the radar screen

---- interrupted by a jolt of sheen ----

I rock!
I can feel the walrus teeth!
The bagpipes play!
The curly whirly!
The winky dink!
Zap!
Zot!
Zip!
Bang!

Off to see some trolls!
The wizard!
The foo bar!
Whiskey Jar!


Sha-meel!
Sha-mozzle!
Hossenfepper Incorporated!
We're gonna do it!
Give us any chance
We'll take it
Any rule
We'll break it!
We're gonna make that dream come true!

And we'll do it our way!
Yes our way!
Oh our way!

Make all our dreams come truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...

For me and youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu