SpaceX Announcement

I wonder what this is going to be:

I wonder if it's real.
Go SpaceX, whatever it is!
Somebody has to rock!
Rock on!

But watch out SpaceX!
I got my keyfob!
I can log in *remotely* to JSC now!

When I plug in my keyfob
I've got the same music theme goin...
Baa baaa baa buh buh
Baa baa baa buh buh...zzzz

U M L
Baa baa baaa buh
Baa baa baa bzzz

It's the Eye Of The Tiger!
It's the thrill of the fight!

I wonder how much fishing the SpaceXers get to do
I hear they have a "startup culture"
Start up?
That sounds tiring (but maybe I'd get to play foozball)
Starting up sounds unsafe!

The market for 43 year old programmers with no arms is surprisingly high
I'm sure.
Right?

Right!

Something BIG is coming!!!

Oh!
I bet they are porting to the Macintosh...
That's it!
Apple is joining SpaceX!