Dear Blog,
How are you? I am doing fine. I can't sleep. So I am trying to figure out how I would get the cork out of a bottle if the cork fell all the way in. My neighbor showed me a cool way. This is what got me started. But he used a baggy which he blew up then pulled. I think that was unfair. I propose using my shoestring... since I think you'd have a shoe string.
But my fun solution is using mentos and coke... and needle and thread. I wonder if this would work.
I always assume that I have a wine bottle opener.
If one were to happen to be wearing satin underwear... or spandex... this might be useful too. But I wouldn't try this with the neighbors. Especially the kind that like NASCAR... and find putting limes in Corona is breaking rule #7 of manlihood... and that is fruitifying your beer.
A small washer and fishing line might be fun to try also.
And then I think about making a tradition out of solving the problem. Once a year... a new solution...
And I haven't Googled this... I am sure there is a website dedicated to getting the cork out of a bottle... and probably there are much more creative solutions...
Keith
10 comments:
Put a cork in it.
I will not be taunted by my blog. I will not put up with this.
Freak.
I know you are, but what am I?
Infinity.
I don't make infinity... I just go to the zoo and feed it bananas...
Yes. You got it. The infinite ape.
Hello?????
Okay - It works! We are in touch! Come back to us, Keith - you are losing it! But not your sense of humor. You are losing your mind, but still are quite funny!
Frankie is keeping me in line.
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