October 28, 2011

Scaring Everybody At The YMCA

People were literally running for their lives.  Behold, the swamp monster was at the YMCA, and was in full fury.

12 comments:

Keith said...

you just can't understand. it was full fury.

Keith said...

i'm telling you, it was full fury.

Keith said...

the swamp monster, at the YMCA... in full fury...

Keith said...

he was lashing out --- in full fury

Keith said...

people were running this way and that as the swamp monster struck in full fury

Keith said...

it was horror! some people were paralyzed in fear as the swamp monster struck.

Keith said...

paralyzed and crippled as the swamp monster breathed his fiery breath upon them!

Keith said...

his gnarling teeth beseeched them

Keith said...

his angry eyes cast upon them as he leeched his foul pith mouth in disgusting bowls of venomous drool

Keith said...

lurching this way and that, the swamp monster cast his lurcheous stink in howling drips... that horrible creature of the night

Keith said...

screaming in terror, they fled in humulous humps to other places before him

Keith said...

unable to look even at the eyes of that evil creature... the one they call "Swamp Monster!"