I really want to rebel against that in some way... but I see no way around it.
Dude! I'm one of those shad! A billion little fish swimming in the current. A fishy!
Say this in slowwwwwwwwwwwww motion... screwed and chopped - "Iiiiiiiiiiiiii caaaaaaaaaaaaaan dooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"... bzzt bzzt bzzt
It's like that last album by Radiohead - singing about fishies.
But at least I'm laughing. I mean it's okay and horrifying... but I'm sticking my head into the fan, you know. I hooked an alligator gar today! My line zipped out to the deep water and I didn't know what I had. And no joke, I false hooked a shad. Like the Beastie Boys said:
I got my boy Mike D. -Four years with 22 to go! Bzzt bzzt buzzt!
I got the King Adrock
I got the jammy with the ammo
Inside my sock
I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud
So I reached in the Miller cooler -
Grabbed a cool Bud
My dog will never understand that that isn't a pack of wolves out there - it's just the Firehouse and the sirens on the #5.
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It was funny to hear both of you howling with the siren last night. He thinks you are a wolf, too.
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